Guys only have two emotions, hungry & horny. If you don't have an erection, I'll go make you a sandwich.
long may she reign.
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. But you probably will because I'm hilarious.
You had me at Aloha. No one likes a shady beach so I'll sea you real soon.
in search of the adventure of a lifetime. distractions are encouraged.
Act now before this deal gets away!
I'm not saying I'm bad at this. I am saying you could help me get better.
I can score you a window seat in the mile high club.
i'm just here for the views in your hiking photos.