long may she reign.

You had me at Aloha. No one likes a shady beach so I'll sea you real soon.

in search of the adventure of a lifetime. distractions are encouraged.

Act now before this deal gets away!

I'm not saying I'm bad at this. I am saying you could help me get better.

Are you looking for a fast paced, wild party girl to make some regrets? She’s not me. I’m the random car rides, talks, play Mario Kart until sun up, loves food, the water, and going on random adventures to amusement parks, likes her wine, and will happily start water gun war fights.

I can score you a window seat in the mile high club.

must love dogs.

Living off coffee and cigarettes. Looking for a new adventure.

carefully-written fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.