Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Gilligan's Island...
If you want to see something, you know how to ask. Show me your world and I can promise to show you mine...
Reasons to date me: 1. I have muscles! 2. For all of you intellectual types, I could very well be a historical figure. 3. I own a motorcycle. 4. I'm great with pets and love belly rubs...
I'm here to help you workout.
i'm that guy your mom kept trying to get you to date. i have a stable job, will feed you burritos, wear matching nerdy gear, and am great with kids...
lets have some fun before we die
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a bunch of people on an app, and asking them to love me.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
I'm used to getting calls to check pipes. Let's check out yours.